Motherhood – How Am I Doing?

Last Friday I met my lovely friend for a drink, straight off the train from London. She told me about a very intense performance review she had at work recently, which although scary was incredibly useful; it gave her a general sense of how she was doing and areas to work on. And it struck me we don’t get this feedback as parents. Am I doing a good job? I have no idea. I’m not expecting a formal meeting to discuss my parenting expertise (who would even run that meeting? The health visitor? My partner?) but the only sense I ever get of how I’m doing as a mum is from my own internal perspective. And I veer wildly from thinking I’m doing alright to admonishing myself for being a terrible mother. Usually I feel that way when I’ve made a mistake, or when one (or both) of my kids behave exceptionally bad in public. Nothing makes you question your parenting skills more than having to physically remove a screaming toddler from a busy soft play, or losing your temper doing homework with your five year old.

I tried asking my children for feedback but if I expected them to say anything productive or profound I was left disappointed. Truthfully I was hoping they’d say something adorable about me being a great mum, and that just being myself was everything they need, but I didn’t get that. I asked – “what makes a good parent?” Frank, who is 5, said “giving their kids sweets and letting them do whatever they want all the time”. Ever the opportunist. And when I asked Bill, who is 3, “what makes a good mama?” he said – “fierce, good at hunting, and a really loud roar”. And then I remembered I was supposed to be pretending to be a lion with him. We never circled back to it. And if I’m honest with myself, my roar is mediocre at best and my hunting skills are also lacking.

Evaluating yourself is hard. Its even harder when you’re attempting to assess your parenting because there’s no set guide, and nothing to count or measure or quantify. There’s no clear way to tell if you’re making the right decisions or doing a good job. I’ve always been bad at taking criticism, and nothing is more personal and more likely to sting than pointing out your failings as a mum. And there’s no targets to hit essentially, except one end goal – simply molding them into half decent adults.

So lets review. Am I patient enough? Fun? Do I spend enough time playing with them? Is it bad that I need a break from them sometimes, or that I occasionally hide really well during a game of hide and seek so I can have a minute to myself? Are they safe, are they happy, are they healthy? What do I do well? What can I do better? Shall we measure our success as mums by how tidy our house is, how well behaved our kids are, or whether they’re wearing matching socks and mittens or not? We’re all just stumbling around in the dark, aren’t we. A bit of soul searching can be helpful but ultimately just getting through to bedtime most days is an achievement. I’ve given myself two mini targets – less shouting (deep breaths guys), and to put my phone away a bit more. Parenting can be boring and its tempting to scroll through twitter or tackle today’s wordle, but if I put my phone out of reach for while I find myself picking up on things I would have missed, and I’m more present. I’ll keep assessing myself and trundling along as best I can, and maybe one day I’ll get some proper feedback from my tiny little bosses.

Published by moonfacemum

Hello! I'm a mum of two boys, we live on the coast in Dorset, UK. When I'm not running around after the two rascals I help run our family business, a couple of bars. My days of 2am close downs and tequila shots are well behind me but I'm still partial to making margaritas in my kitchen.

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